My Resume as a Sonnet
Many recruiters are frustrated with job-seekers using AI to craft too perfect resumes. So, I used AI to rewrite my resume as a Shakespearean Sonnet.
Carter Cathey
11/25/20251 min read


The Sonnet Resume of Carter Cathey
Through enterprise I’ve carved my hunter’s way,
In CX realms where complex deals are born;
I shape solutions, guide pursuit each day,
And win new logos on the corporate morn.
With C-suite partners long my counsel stays,
As insight, tech, and strategy align;
I lead cross-functional teams through shifting maze,
To craft the value stories that refine.
From Dynata’s rise to global sales I steered,
And scaled young teams to reach their fullest height;
Through frameworks honed and forecasts made more clear’d,
I turned opaque pipelines to guiding light.
If impact, growth, and vision be your aim,
Then let us speak—together, build your name.
The end.
NOTE: Please submit all offers in the form of a Haiku delivered tied to the leg of a small pigeon.
